r/vibecoding•5개월 전•32•35
연애가 안 돼서 Claude로 우주를 코딩해버렸다 (AMA)
I'm not getting laid so I vibecoded the universe AMA
핵심 요약
연애가 안 풀리자 Claude를 이용해 우주 자체를 리팩토링하겠다는 광기 어린 개발자의 뻘글.
- 우주 리팩토링 — 연애 시장의 형편없는 UX와 불친절한 API를 해결하려 함.
- Claude 활용 — 우주를 재구축하기 위해 Claude를 동원해 여러 엔드포인트를 수정함.
- MVP 개발 — 본인만 사용하는 우주 MVP를 배포했으나 물리 법칙과 여성들의 반응이 여전히 문제임.
Basically title.
I realized the problem wasn’t my hygiene, personality, haircut, posture.
The problem was the universe.
Randomized spawns. Shitty UX. Nonexistent onboarding. Dating marketplace has no useful filters. Human attraction model is 90% undocumented. The backend appears to be written in PHP by a sleep-deprived deity and nobody has touched the repo since the stone Age.
So I did the only rational thing: I opened Claude and started rebuilding reality.
Here's what I shipped:
- removed "wtf", "no" and "ew" from vocabulary
- added cronjob to Kama Sutra
- added a /compliment endpoint but it rate-limits me after 2 requests because apparently I'm "a pervert" (??)
- tried to fine-tune a soulmate model but it overfit on people who reply
- deployed confidence to production but couldn't commit it and rolled back
- Stripe because apparently even the universe needs a pricing page
The MVP currently has one active user: me.
Known issues:
- physics still fucky
- women continue to ignore me
- Claude keeps telling me things like "what the fuck", "call the police" and "get a life"
Anyway I’d appreciate feedback plz https://localhost:8080/
Edit:
I LIED. CLICK HERE AND COOONSUUME THE PRODUCT
